A pirated DVD movie costs about US$.60. I estimate I've gotten my money's worth out of this box alone; no need to watch the movie. There are two more reviews on the back: "...Dead-in-the-water..." and "...fails spectacularly at comedy, romance, and adventure." Ha! How mysterious! When I posted about a weird review on the back of a pirated LOST DVD, someone googled the text and discovered that it was lifted directly off a user comment on IMDB. So, is the Fool's Gold case the work of a mutineer at the pirate factory, or did somebody just not understand or care that the reviews he was lifting weren't positive? Also, dig Kate Hudson's inexpertly Photoshopped right hand.
This is the review on the back. Spoiler alert!
I was expecting more from this sexy little can of asparagus juice; it tasted like slightly vegetal sugar water. And I know someone's going to ask. The answer is no.