elysesewell: my humps

Elyse Sewell (

elysesewell) wrote,
@ 2008-04-23 21:24:00

my humps
Have I lately mentioned the phenomenon known as my game? Its epic scope, its savage beauty? The sheer number of top-quality gametes I'm daily swatting away like baseballs at a batting cage?

A gust of wind blew my skirt up as I exited the subway this afternoon. I'm pretty sure it was the microsecond of exposed olive-dinge undies that induced this dude to follow me from the subway to the drugstore to the coffee shop and sweep me off my feet:

My guess at the aborted Question 14: "Do you like one light stand?"

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	asianomics 2008-04-23 12:29 pm UTC (link)
	that's amazing, that was all on one napkin? and he has very legible writing, which I do not. (Reply to this)

	shejustlaughs 2008-04-23 12:29 pm UTC (link)
	did he just hand this napkin to you and walk away? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	maxomai 2008-04-23 12:29 pm UTC (link)
	And the judges score this one: Guts/Seizing the Moment: 8 Originality: 4 Effectiveness: 1 Charm: 2 (Reply to this)(Thread)

	empty_sanity 2008-04-23 12:31 pm UTC (link)
	Minus 30 points for the yellow stains right in the middle of the napkin. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	__loveisrevenge 2008-04-23 12:31 pm UTC (link)
	For someone who supposedly doesn't speak English too well, he descends quite gracefully from "kind of cute in a fourth-grade kinda way" to "super super creepy." (Reply to this)(Thread)

	platinumpinup 2008-04-23 12:33 pm UTC (link)
	Wow, he did everything but ask for your shoe size eh? (Reply to this)

	auroraayanami 2008-04-23 12:33 pm UTC (link)
	That's fantastic. It's like a chat room in the real world! His English is pretty good too. Especially as he had to write that up pretty fast. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	deadalready_ 2008-04-23 12:36 pm UTC (link)
	14. Do you like desperation? If so, I'm available! ; ) (Reply to this)(Thread)

	kalika 2008-04-23 12:37 pm UTC (link)
	Twenty bucks says he's from LJ. (Reply to this)

	oh "you" umlautitude.blogspot.com 2008-04-23 12:38 pm UTC (link)
	Love that he placed the "what's your name" question AFTER he had compiled this extensive getting to know you list. And with an asterisk to boot. Where did he write down the questions? In the coffee shop...after he had followed you. Certainly not en route. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	chawee001 2008-04-23 12:38 pm UTC (link)
	Are you going to call? What's the plan? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	ufos8mycat 2008-04-23 12:39 pm UTC (link)
	Did he expect you to fill it out and give it back? lol (Reply to this)

	corduroyskirt 2008-04-23 12:39 pm UTC (link)
	L. to the motherfucking O. L. (Reply to this)

	anything_potato 2008-04-23 12:45 pm UTC (link)
	Will this work if I try it out? LOL kidding (Reply to this)

	desayuno_ingles 2008-04-23 12:45 pm UTC (link)
	I love the combination of humility and bravado. It's also somewhat like that MTV music awards ad from ages ago when the goth girl says, "Posh Spice...I hate you, I hate you, I love you, I hate you!" (Reply to this)

	exliontamer 2008-04-23 12:46 pm UTC (link)
	"I chased you from subway station" somehow makes the stalking sound kind of cute. (Reply to this)

	vancouvergrrrl 2008-04-23 12:47 pm UTC (link)
	Was he hot or at least somewhat attractive? Cause if so you should really consider giving him a call, with your hormones raging and all due to eating the dog meat. (Reply to this)

	stephzilla 2008-04-23 12:49 pm UTC (link)
	What the fuck? Do guys seriously think they come off as anything other than creepy when they do this shit? Blows my mind. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	jimyojimbo 2008-04-23 12:50 pm UTC (link)
	Hang on. Just after question 3:: it's some Morse code. Maybe he's a spy or something. A really really rubbish one. (Reply to this)

	saltedpin 2008-04-23 12:50 pm UTC (link)
	As someone who has had this happen, and knowing how creepy and painfully awkward it is, I am shocked that a little part of me still goes "Oh, but that's so cute." But then, I am a known soft touch when it comes to freaking losers. (Reply to this)

	mikechalmers 2008-04-23 12:50 pm UTC (link)
	Did he stand and wait for a reply? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	yuccabena 2008-04-23 12:51 pm UTC (link)
	It's true lurve, I tell ya. Rejoice! (Reply to this)

	ohdear olamina 2008-04-23 12:57 pm UTC (link)
	If you call, the recording of said phone call must be posted here in its entirety. This might be scarier than eating dog. (Reply to this)

	stevejosephson 2008-04-23 12:59 pm UTC (link)
	Surely 'what's your name' counts as a question, unless it's a song title in which case I'm having trouble singing this to Lynyrd Skynyrd. (Reply to this)

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