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I think I'm going to take this primary colors idea and run with it.




Hey, toilet seat lid? I don't think those were starfish.


Hope I don't get the hose again!

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	carlski 2008-04-13 01:10 pm UTC (link)
	I sure do hope you didn't learn that pose from that Benny Ninja guy. He's friggin' annoying! (Reply to this)(Thread)

Benny Ninja - gabrielcrew, 2008-04-13 02:52 pm UTC

	galadarling 2008-04-13 01:11 pm UTC (link)
	Your picnic table-esque skirt rocks my world. Edited at 2008-04-13 01:11 pm UTC (Reply to this)

	I'm the first and the pictures are just Rad. (Anonymous) 2008-04-13 01:11 pm UTC (link)
	Good going when you going to Hong Kong? (Reply to this)

	nancyensuisse 2008-04-13 01:15 pm UTC (link)
	in the first picture, are you jumping or holding yourself up? all of the signs in your posts always make me laugh so hard... translation is a funny thing. (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - elysesewell, 2008-04-13 01:17 pm UTC

(no subject) - smallminds, 2008-04-13 05:41 pm UTC

When You Going for Dog Meat? - (Anonymous), 2008-04-14 05:32 am UTC

	jewelsl85 2008-04-13 01:16 pm UTC (link)
	IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN! (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - elysesewell, 2008-04-13 01:19 pm UTC

(no subject) - jewelsl85, 2008-04-13 01:21 pm UTC

(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2008-04-13 07:18 pm UTC

(no subject) - haruhiko, 2008-04-13 10:03 pm UTC

(no subject) - k_in_sf, 2008-04-13 04:47 pm UTC

(no subject) - mon_deluge, 2008-04-13 05:59 pm UTC

(no subject) - onlytakenotes, 2008-04-13 06:20 pm UTC

(no subject) - mon_deluge, 2008-04-13 07:29 pm UTC

(no subject) - jewelsl85, 2008-04-13 08:17 pm UTC

(no subject) - earthgazer, 2008-04-15 12:52 am UTC

(no subject) - jewelsl85, 2008-04-15 12:55 am UTC

	Feel Good Poster mrduck2008 2008-04-13 01:23 pm UTC (link)
	I'm glad I Got The Power To Make You Feel Good! Now, would you (or someone) please tell me what that power happens to be? (Reply to this)

	megelita 2008-04-13 01:24 pm UTC (link)
	elyse, you got the power to make me feel good. a step in the right direction would be to not make big sound at night ! (Reply to this)

	solvent 2008-04-13 01:25 pm UTC (link)
	I got a notice left on my door from my apartment complex once about the fact that water might be "turned off temporarily between 1 and 3 PM for a shitter installation." SHITTER. (Reply to this)

	jacomus 2008-04-13 01:25 pm UTC (link)
	LOL I love when you post grammatically incorrect signs. Have you ever submitted any to Engrish? (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - elysesewell, 2008-04-13 01:29 pm UTC

(no subject) - sweetiemonkey, 2008-04-13 11:32 pm UTC

(no subject) - workinprogress20s.wordpress.com, 2008-04-14 02:22 am UTC

(no subject) - xellemnopx, 2008-04-14 08:35 am UTC

	subjectivism 2008-04-13 01:28 pm UTC (link)
	I love that picture of you. (Reply to this)

	saturated_style 2008-04-13 01:30 pm UTC (link)
	Wait, so smarmy German boyfriend guy was permitted to sleep over? Or was he snuck in? (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - elysesewell, 2008-04-13 01:33 pm UTC

(no subject) - beaniesue, 2008-04-13 01:50 pm UTC

No visible means of support zetai 2008-04-13 01:32 pm UTC (link)

You're looking like a refugee from an anime series. I'd guess Utena, but even she has better fashion sense than to wear Britneyboots with Lindsayleggings and a Gandalfjacket, with a tablecloth for a skirt. So the big, thick pole has the power to make you feel good, right after you got so dirty. No further comment needed. Sure the toilet seat lid saw starfish... chocolate ones, under the full moon. Given how obedient and law-abiding you models tend to be, I have to wonder why the no-visitors thing even need be mentioned. That also removes one of the major sources of late of night Big Sound. And I'm sure you'll get the (makeup) hose again soon enough. (Reply to this)

	djmrswhite 2008-04-13 02:02 pm UTC (link)
	it does not allowed making big sound at our apartment either or else i come to your door in my boxer shorts and regulate (Reply to this)

	Is that toilet at your model's apartment? (Anonymous) 2008-04-13 02:02 pm UTC (link)
	I guess models shit starfish generally. (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - candybimbo, 2008-04-13 02:17 pm UTC

Re: Is that toilet at your model's apartment? - mag_chan, 2008-04-13 02:45 pm UTC

	geekmom 2008-04-13 02:06 pm UTC (link)
	Bwahahaha! Love the sign. Serve does always purity, maintenance flaw. (Reply to this)

	coulditbesatan 2008-04-13 02:17 pm UTC (link)
	what in the heck is the first sentence of the third bullet supposed to say? (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - agentrot, 2008-04-13 02:26 pm UTC

	esthered 2008-04-13 02:32 pm UTC (link)
	but i think making Big sounds are cool. :( (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - skreidle, 2008-04-13 04:43 pm UTC

the sign gabrielcrew 2008-04-13 02:50 pm UTC (link)

Methinks I might steal that signage and post it in my own home for my children and husband to start doing "purity" in the main rooms of the house! I will have to leave off bullet number 2 as it is not applicable in this situation for twin 14 year old girls and a 6 year old boy..........but I reserve the right to re-add it if visitors start "sleeping night" in this house!! I am headed to microsoft word to work up signage right now........hahah..... (Reply to this)

	one_cup_of_tea 2008-04-13 03:02 pm UTC (link)
	Koreans shit starfish? How filthy were your hands after hanging onto that wall? (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - elysesewell, 2008-04-13 03:04 pm UTC

(no subject) - one_cup_of_tea, 2008-04-13 03:12 pm UTC

(no subject) - ohsnapitscory, 2008-04-15 05:38 am UTC

(no subject) - lisahedd, 2008-04-16 12:29 pm UTC

No, Koreans don't - (Anonymous), 2008-04-13 03:21 pm UTC

	fegli 2008-04-13 03:09 pm UTC (link)
	Have you ever been to Engrish.com? (Reply to this)

	tericarl 2008-04-13 03:14 pm UTC (link)
	I think the "starfish" joke is lost on a lot of people. They may have to read it a few times. But I'm tempted to start a starfish motif in my shitter. I'll have some Georgia O'Keefe by my med, starfish by the toilet and any other halfway suggestive art placed in similiarly appropriate places. (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - elysesewell, 2008-04-13 04:17 pm UTC

(no subject) - tericarl, 2008-04-13 04:24 pm UTC

CAPTION CONTEST - elysesewell, 2008-04-13 04:29 pm UTC

Re: CAPTION CONTEST - (Anonymous), 2008-04-13 05:05 pm UTC

Re: CAPTION CONTEST - tericarl, 2008-04-13 05:14 pm UTC

Re: CAPTION CONTEST - waynefromlorain, 2008-04-13 05:45 pm UTC

Caption time - zetai, 2008-04-14 03:54 am UTC

Re: Caption time Haiku - me_cordelia, 2008-04-14 04:41 am UTC

And you thought gummi worms were gross! - pajmo, 2008-04-14 10:07 am UTC

Re: CAPTION CONTEST - elysesewell, 2008-04-15 12:49 pm UTC

(no subject) - super_low_fat, 2008-04-13 05:44 pm UTC

(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2008-04-13 07:40 pm UTC

Cover it with a T-shirt - markiedoodle, 2008-04-14 02:01 am UTC

	facet_squared 2008-04-13 03:41 pm UTC (link)
	wow, that last rule hurt my brains. (Reply to this)

	kornleaf 2008-04-13 03:42 pm UTC (link)
	yay primary colors! (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - estoid, 2008-04-13 05:53 pm UTC

	hang yourself! (Anonymous) 2008-04-13 03:47 pm UTC (link)
	I see you got strong arms. Unfortunately, i think I can't do something like that. Don't have enough strength to hang myself on little bricks and get myself dirty. What a shame. Anyway, did someone saw you when you did that or you had take that chance because no one was around? (Reply to this)

tragic_and_hip 2008-04-13 04:07 pm UTC (link)

Look at that I broke a rule! I feel like the James Dean of Korea. Except for the part where I washed your dishes. James Dean would have ran over them with his motorcycle. Or maybe sleep with your roomates. I suppose I'm not James dean after all. Sadface. Funny story though, I met ted Levigne once. Nice guy. Unless he catches you quoting his Buffalo Bill character. Then he gets all kinds thirty two flavors of bitchy. (Reply to this)

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