Elyse Sewell ([info]elysesewell) wrote,
@ 2008-03-23 15:21:00
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boom bip


Oh, dicksticks! I got reprimanded for bloggin'. As you may have guessed from my annoyingly cryptic last entry, my vee to the eye to the ess to the eh type of stuff is not quite barely legal at the moment. The Gentleman of a Certain Fabulousness told me to take down all the text in my LJ; if I "want to make a site," I am permitted only to post pictures. Uh, OK. I will flout this recommendation. My plan is to leave the locked Seoul entries locked for now, pave over them with a few new, nonincriminating ones, then unlock them again when certain stamps get stamped in a certain miniature blue book later on this week. Ugh, sorry about the lockdown. I just want to post whatever I want whenever I want, all over the internet, using my real name, and to talk shit about half the people I know using their real names, and not have any undesirables discover it, ever, and I also want my laundry to fold itself. Is that so unreasonable?

In other news, it's a rainy afternoon here. According to [info]borninjeans, Korean acid rain will make your hair fall out (that's why true Seoulsiders are never caught without umbrellas). My roommate The Canuck got me an Easter gift of M&M's, and I have a fresh book to read. All signs point toward a return to bed.


(ETA: Confidental to Koreans: That's The Canuck on the cover of the new Elle Girl.)


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[info]moroccomole
2008-03-23 06:26 am UTC (link)
There's a joke here about dicksticks being salty, but it's Easter, so I'm going to take the high road. Have a good week.

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(no subject) - [info]elysesewell, 2008-03-23 06:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]djmrswhite, 2008-03-23 03:26 pm UTC

[info]insolentme
2008-03-23 06:27 am UTC (link)
But those posts had such great bleached eyebrows :(

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(no subject) - [info]elysesewell, 2008-03-23 06:33 am UTC
stupid migra - (Anonymous), 2008-03-23 11:51 pm UTC

[info]msbluerasp
2008-03-23 06:28 am UTC (link)
Its hateful when you have to sensor yourself, damitt. ;)

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(no subject) - [info]msbluerasp, 2008-03-23 06:28 am UTC

[info]theroom101
2008-03-23 06:31 am UTC (link)
Sad. I like reading this.

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[info]killforthis
2008-03-23 06:31 am UTC (link)
Your tights. They are amazing.

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[info]mon_deluge
2008-03-23 06:34 am UTC (link)
omg baldness-inducing acid rain? as an avid dancer-in-the-rain, i think i'd be mighty upset.


and Big Brother really *is* always watching, huh? damn

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(no subject) - [info]fgg_1, 2008-03-23 06:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mon_deluge, 2008-03-23 06:38 am UTC

[info]missmoussy
2008-03-23 06:35 am UTC (link)
omg your outfit is so cute.

and were those dick sticks delicious?

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[info]fgg_1
2008-03-23 06:35 am UTC (link)
Totally reasonable! Did you get reprimanded because you showed us wardrobe/makeup from the shoots before the pictures were published, or did I get it wrong? O_o

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2008-03-23 07:13 am UTC

[info]geepopotam
2008-03-23 06:35 am UTC (link)
i'm a native of the 505, if you ever need a hookup, for chile that is. I saw how disappointed you were about the Korean "chili".

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[info]rererepetition
2008-03-23 06:37 am UTC (link)
That second picture is great. I love the primary colors.

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(no subject) - [info]magaliiiii, 2008-03-23 06:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]laurajerry, 2008-03-23 12:44 pm UTC

[info]empty_sanity
2008-03-23 06:39 am UTC (link)
Oh my, savory Pocky?!

I swear I've never seen you wear the same thing twice... serial photos excluded.

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[info]nonamedsquire
2008-03-23 06:42 am UTC (link)
I'm glad you're posting-- I was afraid that the censorship debacle would deprive me of anything Elyse-related.

While it's saddening that you can't give us any looks backstage for the time being, biting wit and the like are a nice collateral.

Also, the "MSG" seal of approval on the Dick Stick proves that you'll either physical numbness or a venereal disease. Satisfaction guaranteed?

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(no subject) - [info]neuromance, 2008-03-23 08:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nonamedsquire, 2008-03-23 08:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]laurajerry, 2008-03-23 12:46 pm UTC

[info]teh_dirty_robot
2008-03-23 06:48 am UTC (link)
I used my real name in a comedy video I posted on youtube.


It came up in a job interview this week.

...fuck me sideways with a steamliner.

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(no subject) - [info]cryslea, 2008-03-23 02:01 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]jewelsl85, 2008-03-23 10:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]luvlorn, 2008-03-24 04:12 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]luvlorn, 2008-03-24 06:08 am UTC

[info]gonadsandstrife
2008-03-23 06:52 am UTC (link)
One would think women would stay away from any dick looking like that.

So...you're technically illegal? Shame on you, depriving those Korean girls of jobs they can do!

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[info]dddenita
2008-03-23 06:53 am UTC (link)
boo, censoring!

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[info]twenty_thirty
2008-03-23 06:58 am UTC (link)
boom bip is great (coogi sweater)

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[info]haruhiko
2008-03-23 07:05 am UTC (link)
*death* Apparently Dick Sticks are "savory and sweet." One would hope so!

Oh, get your hands on some "Oh! Gamja" if you can - think potato chips (in a red bag with some fat-cheeked dude on it) with the mouth feel of a light, airy Pringle and formed into hollow French fry shapes. The best part about it is the note on the package telling you that the "fries" were cooked in 100% sunflower oil, because that makes it ~~so very healthy~~. XD What makes them addictive though is the salt/MSG action!

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'Got dang!'
[info]k_in_sf
2008-03-23 07:05 am UTC (link)
19 comments within 29 minutes of your post. You are one bad mf, Miss Ereesah.

I'm completely enamoured of that primary colors photo. Totally striking! I can't stop looking at it. Crazy that you found this place to stand whilst wearing almost precisely identical shades of red, yellow, and blue. (And grey, even!)

Did you see the door and come back to photograph it in matching ensemble, or was this a wildly fortuitous moment of fate, whereby you passed by and looked down and went 'no way!'?

Either way, dayum.
K

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Re: 'Got dang!' - [info]elysesewell, 2008-03-23 07:29 am UTC
Re: 'Got dang!' - [info]k_in_sf, 2008-03-23 08:02 am UTC
Re: 'Got dang!' - [info]10zlaine, 2008-03-23 11:33 am UTC
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[info]eternalrevenge
2008-03-23 07:11 am UTC (link)
I remember watching you on ANTM (when it first aired) and admiring your grit...I see you still have it :)! What I like best about your journal is that you post it as it is...not as some want it to appear. Stupid me used to think that models were overpaid and that modelling was a glamorous job. Now I know better and that there is no way you remotely get paid enough for doing a job that is (or can be) VERY strenuous.

BTW just a suggestion, you might consider holding back some of the juicy stuff (including pix) so that when modelling begins to tail off (say after 30) or when you get tired of it, you can write a "tell all" book and "clean up".

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[info]dieplz
2008-03-23 07:15 am UTC (link)
It will be a sad day if The Man ever manages to get the better of you. :)

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[info]sinful_caesar
2008-03-23 07:18 am UTC (link)
hey I know [info]borninjeans! All us Canadians are ADORABLE!

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[info]fukaduk
2008-03-23 07:23 am UTC (link)
That outfit was so planned in advance. That's admirable, props.

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(no subject) - [info]quellybelly, 2008-03-23 04:08 pm UTC
Bite the ankles!
(Anonymous)
2008-03-23 07:25 am UTC (link)
If/when you get deported, will you kick and scream as they drag you through the airport?

Bonus points for yelling "Attica! Attica!"

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[info]lucentstreak
2008-03-23 07:26 am UTC (link)
Happy easter!

Woe is me to have missed on those posts since I have been awake.

However, red tights and those astro/elf grey boots rock my socks.

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Planned?
[info]candycanefaery
2008-03-23 07:26 am UTC (link)
Your colors are so vivid. Stunning. Those boots are pretty cool, they match your jacket and you totally match that wall.

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