Elyse Sewell ([info]elysesewell) wrote,
2007-11-15 16:25:00
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butter, isn't it?

Praise the lord: Marty's coming back from tour tomorrow. I haven't had a bit of work or a single non-social obligation since I got back from Hong Kong ten days ago; my mental state and my housekeeping are both approaching maximum entropy. Can't wait to sift through M's luggage in search of presents, scratch around his scalp in search of pickable shreds of dandruff, and concentrate all my healing powers on the inevitable tour-bus-incubated epizooties he'll bring home (pan-Shins conjunctivitis epidemic...ew!). And, of course, to stock our fridge with down-home delights to please his palate:












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[info]oneandthree

November 16 2007, 00:32:52 UTC 4 years ago

stupid fancy ass cats and their fancy food.

[info]reydesef

November 16 2007, 00:34:22 UTC 4 years ago

The inside of the Uncrustable looks like the aftermath of a colonic. I'm hungry now.

[info]pinkspider_x

November 16 2007, 03:30:47 UTC 4 years ago

HAHAHA.

[info]ickyvicky88

4 years ago

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Anonymous

November 16 2007, 00:34:28 UTC 4 years ago

elysesewell!

[info]scottbateman

November 16 2007, 00:34:35 UTC 4 years ago

Butter It's Not: By Yoda was named.

And seriously: vagina mold animation.

And even more seriously: Marty's cats apparently eat better than I do.

And but so also: Could It Be Butter? could be NBC's next big prime-time game show.

[info]elysesewell

November 16 2007, 00:39:02 UTC 4 years ago

Help me! How do I organize a sense-making and funny vagina mold sound bite? When I tried to make one of those gross-ass menu items, it came out unspeakable annoying.

[info]elysesewell

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[info]heroine_is_hot

November 16 2007, 00:34:38 UTC 4 years ago

i'm a little concerned at what chemical they put in those pop-cycles to make them 'slow melt'

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ew.

[info]tradeshowguy

November 16 2007, 00:47:27 UTC 4 years ago

Ice Nine perhaps?

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[info]alithea

November 16 2007, 00:36:44 UTC 4 years ago

uncrustables are my fuckin jam!

[info]corduroyskirt

November 16 2007, 00:38:53 UTC 4 years ago

holy crap. how do those slow-melting popsicles... um, slowly melt?

[info]crazysmurfie

November 16 2007, 05:56:24 UTC 4 years ago

Gelatin. They're soooo good. It's like eating frozen Jell-o.

[info]munchkin1616

November 16 2007, 00:38:57 UTC 4 years ago

can you imagine if they did that with meat? you go to KFC and the bucket says, "chicken it's not!" or the wrapper of your McD's burger says, "could it be beef?"

pretty sad when there's not enough time to slap some pb& j on bread without help... I'd think it takes less time than waiting for these to thaw!

not sure what's in the popsicles to stop them from melting but I'm sure it can't be healthy!

[info]squeakykitty

November 16 2007, 00:49:36 UTC 4 years ago

That's exactly what I was thinking. How lazy do you have to be to not want to make a pb&j sandwich? Fuckin' ridiculous.

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[info]ac_slater

November 16 2007, 00:39:18 UTC 4 years ago

"Please just trust us, this isn't butter"

[info]elysesewell

November 16 2007, 00:41:22 UTC 4 years ago

"Bitch! I told you it AIN'T BUTTER."

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[info]oshunanat

November 16 2007, 00:43:40 UTC 4 years ago

Why are they asking me if it could be butter? D:

Aren't I paying them to tell me what I should already know?

[info]ellipsisplease

November 16 2007, 00:45:59 UTC 4 years ago

i went to the uwajimaya store in beaverton last night... amazing! i bought some mango mochi ice cream and some li hing powder to sprinkle on popcorn.

[info]bikini_killl

November 16 2007, 00:46:47 UTC 4 years ago

I have no idea what supermarket you shop at because I've never seen this shit, lol

[info]kyriesanctus

November 16 2007, 00:47:35 UTC 4 years ago

I didn't know there was such a huge market in Anti-Butters.

[info]luvsammy

November 16 2007, 00:48:49 UTC 4 years ago

Ah yessss...The Frederick Meyer!

Lovely.

[info]katiemo5

November 16 2007, 00:59:51 UTC 4 years ago

Niiiice.

[info]extracrispy

November 16 2007, 00:50:57 UTC 4 years ago

i wouldn't trust a food that has a question mark in its name.

[info]inclementine

November 16 2007, 19:18:15 UTC 4 years ago

I find that to be an extremely good point.

[info]taillow

November 16 2007, 00:56:28 UTC 4 years ago

we don't buy that kind of cat food, but we get the unnecessarily adorable dry kibble varieties. i get so jeaolus of our cats, they get the coolest "food-shaped" foods. i wish i could just shake out a bowl of dinner pellets shaped like tiny steaks, baked potatoes, and broccoli. i guess technically that is what cereal is for, though, specifically trix.

[info]taillow

November 16 2007, 00:58:12 UTC 4 years ago

oh, and who butters their broccoli? the corn, baked potato, pancakes, and muffin i understand, but really now.

[info]just_enough

November 16 2007, 00:58:26 UTC 4 years ago

Butter it's not
sounds like something Yoda would say

[info]xchimx

November 16 2007, 00:58:28 UTC 4 years ago

I've been meaning to ask: how easy is it for english-speaking folk to get around in china? I was just in Korea and found it quite easy and was hoping to hop over to China sometime.

[info]elysesewell

November 16 2007, 01:18:51 UTC 4 years ago

In Hong Kong, dead easy. It's more challenging on the Mainland (the toughest times I had were traveling by train between certain Mainland towns) but always fun, never feels dangerous, and so, so great. And so different from Korea. Definitely do it!

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[info]amaliachimera

November 16 2007, 00:59:03 UTC 4 years ago

slow melting popsicles? i'm for it.

[info]hopelesswriter

November 16 2007, 01:00:50 UTC 4 years ago

I thought "Slowmelt" was "SlowMeIt". Wow.

[info]rinoawannabe

November 16 2007, 01:02:46 UTC 4 years ago

girl i only like you because you're well spoken and seem intelligent, not 'cause you've been on top model.

don't you diss me on ontd. :(

[info]elysesewell

November 16 2007, 01:19:28 UTC 4 years ago

Hey, don't worry, I was just joshin'.

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[info]microworlds

November 16 2007, 01:05:02 UTC 4 years ago

Oh man, Uncrustables! I hate how you have to freeze them. Instead I just put them in the fridge. It doesn't make much of a difference.

Although if they're half thawed, the peanut butter is still a bit frozen, which makes it delicious. It reminds me of eating ice cream with peanut butter swirled in, except it's a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. If that makes sense!

[info]_phyxsius

November 16 2007, 01:07:52 UTC 4 years ago

lol funny stuff.

[info]fishnetmom

November 16 2007, 01:07:56 UTC 4 years ago

he eats cat food? ah, probably better for him than regular people food. ;)

[info]19_crows

November 16 2007, 01:11:22 UTC 4 years ago

Could it be butter? Just this one time? Please?
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