I wore the Muppet fur coat on the runway last night. Hilariously, in a show where every fiber of fur was not only fake, but deliberately, obviously fake, PETA protestors stormed the venue, rushed up on the runway and heckled the models! Unfortunately, they were removed by security before my turn on the stage; I just heard about the incident when a Brazilian staggered off the runway, aghast, clutching the Fraggle trim on her vest and yelling, "People in the audience screaming on me because of this!"
I must return unhappily to the salt mines now; the same sort of demented sadist who could murder Fozzie Bear in cold blood has scheduled a seven hour rehearsal this evening.
One more thing: I'm bringing the ruckus on the pages of Fashion and Beauty this week. The shoot was last Thursday and it was on newsstands by Monday morning! Viva la Hong Kong.