Elyse Sewell ([info]elysesewell) wrote,
@ 2005-12-26 00:29:00
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Hey, Hong Kongers, guess what's being made into a book? No, not the millions of tiny pieces of skin I've been picking off my cuticles and saving in a jar. That's going to be more of a "vellumlike scroll," I'd say.



My blog! I've been working since August with SCMP Book Publishing to edit the crappy writing, eliminate the profanity and Americanisms, write some supplementary stuff, and select 200 never-before-blogged pictures! It's coming out on January 19th, and I'll be doing signings and readings around Hong Kong, so if you ever wanted to meet my skinny ass, now's your chance!

It's going to be cool- I'm pretty excited to see the finished product. Golly, working for a real live publisher sure is different from Livejournaling, y'all, but it was awesome getting to learn about how a book is made. I had an editor who confirmed my deepest fear a couple of times ("Elyse, that sentence doesn't make sense to anyone but you!"), and translated the whole thing into British English, the extraneous "l"s and "u"s rendering the manuscript all but incomprehensible to American old me. Remember that LJ entry where I saw the invigilator from my Maths exam standing on the kerb, wearing a poloneck and eating a mollusc? Yeah, that part reads completely differently in the book version.

Right now, my manuscript is in the hands of a designer who's preparing the final layout. Almost all of the decisions about the books appearance were up to her. We disagreed a few times about the first couple of page layouts she created (fuchsia drawings of fish and television sets splattered all over the text? I vetoed), but the cover design and the packaging are dope and I get to approve the page layouts next week. Then printing! Then bookstores! Then the eventual replacement of the Gideon Bible in hotel rooms worldwide with copies of Beauty and the Biz: The International Adventures of America's Third-to-Next Top Model.

So save your red pocket money- if you decide to take the plunge, this bad boy will cost you HK$143.

Sorry, non-Hong Kongers who might be interested, but the book will only be sold in HK.



Belatedly, Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!











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So that's what's been keeping you busy
[info]zetai
2005-12-25 04:43 pm UTC (link)
Some might have guessed an orgy of sherm consumption instead.

Eliminate the profanity? That must have taken weeks and half broken your heart in the process, not to mention halving the length of the text. But at least your book tour won't be all that fatiguing, and you must be chuffed to reach a whole new audience.

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Re: So that's what's been keeping you busy
[info]spin_the_blade
2005-12-25 05:15 pm UTC (link)
HAHAHAHAHA

...sherm

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Check the entry's title - [info]zetai, 2005-12-25 05:40 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: Check the entry's title - [info]stevejosephson, 2005-12-25 06:58 pm UTC (Expand)
Check the last link - [info]zetai, 2005-12-25 08:11 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: Check the last link - [info]stevejosephson, 2005-12-25 08:48 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: Check the last link - [info]astred, 2005-12-31 12:59 am UTC (Expand)
Re: Check the last link - [info]stevejosephson, 2005-12-31 01:29 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: So that's what's been keeping you busy - [info]elysesewell, 2005-12-25 05:34 pm UTC (Expand)
Giving it away for free? - [info]zetai, 2005-12-25 05:43 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: Giving it away for free? - [info]stevejosephson, 2005-12-25 06:39 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: So that's what's been keeping you busy - (Anonymous), 2005-12-29 08:44 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: So that's what's been keeping you busy - [info]wabbit, 2005-12-30 01:20 am UTC (Expand)
O RLY?
[info]nicnuxx
2005-12-25 04:47 pm UTC (link)
merry xmas elyse!
congrats on your book deal... i think that is every lj-ers fantasy...being paid to blog! good on you. you are one of my favorite lj users.
the only thing you need is an elyse santa hat icon saying ORLY.

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[info]spin_dizzy_r0ck
2005-12-25 04:48 pm UTC (link)
That's pretty amazing, what brought up the idea?

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[info]the_ma
2005-12-25 04:51 pm UTC (link)
Merry Christmas, lovely. Missing you today.

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Your family?
(Anonymous)
2005-12-31 10:26 pm UTC (link)
You rock Elyse! Can you tell us something anything about your family and your upbringing?

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[info]ponyboy
2005-12-25 04:57 pm UTC (link)
I actually mentioned to a friend that I thought your blog would make a great magazine or publication of some sort! This is a great idea, and I will certainly buy a copy! :)

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[info]point5
2005-12-25 05:03 pm UTC (link)
oh thats great! you write exactly the way i want to read. too bad its hong kong only. seems like it could be enlightening to people outside of hong kong.

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[info]daysgososlow
2005-12-25 05:03 pm UTC (link)
that's really awesome! congrats!
did someone approach you or was this your idea?

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[info]elysesewell
2005-12-25 05:30 pm UTC (link)
They approached me, citing the number of comments on each LJ entry as a reason the book would sell.

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(no subject) - [info]elysesewell, 2005-12-25 05:30 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]elysesewell, 2005-12-25 05:31 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]rubyspirit, 2005-12-25 07:04 pm UTC (Expand)
haha - [info]debigod, 2005-12-25 09:16 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]buwuzhengye
2005-12-25 05:05 pm UTC (link)
But it will be available in KL no?

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[info]elysesewell
2005-12-25 05:26 pm UTC (link)
Ah, I meant Kowloon, not Kuala Lumpur.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-12-28 04:38 pm UTC (Expand)
on biz book and movie.... - (Anonymous), 2005-12-30 06:04 pm UTC (Expand)
Comment Frequency - (Anonymous), 2005-12-29 06:03 pm UTC (Expand)

[info]scottbateman
2005-12-25 05:10 pm UTC (link)
Oooh, congrats on the book! Wish we could see it here in New York!

Why, with the Santa decorations, are there always two symmetrically-placed Santa heads?

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[info]elysesewell
2005-12-25 05:25 pm UTC (link)
Scroll to the end of this entry for more on the Santa heads. Santa symmetry has a certain appeal, doesn't it?

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(no subject) - [info]scottbateman, 2005-12-25 05:38 pm UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]btexpress, 2005-12-25 10:43 pm UTC (Expand)
Why 2 instead of 1 - (Anonymous), 2005-12-27 06:10 am UTC (Expand)
Re: Why 2 instead of 1 - [info]elysesewell, 2005-12-27 12:59 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: Why 2 instead of 1 - (Anonymous), 2005-12-29 07:25 am UTC (Expand)
Re: Why 2 instead of 1 - [info]ccheung5, 2005-12-30 02:20 am UTC (Expand)

[info]sixyearholiday
2005-12-25 05:25 pm UTC (link)
Merry Christmas Elyse,
Your blog is one of the funniest things on the internet. I hope your book deal does well, it's too bad it won't be sold here in the U.S. I'd buy one in an instnat.

Happy New Year
-Alicia

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[info]rhiahnnon
2005-12-25 05:43 pm UTC (link)
Now that is awesome!!

Except for the fact that there's no way that I'll be in HK any time soon.. *sigh :(

Well maybe someday it'll come out on this side of the pond (hopefully)..I'd love to see it

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[info]binah1013
2005-12-25 05:43 pm UTC (link)
Congratulations, Elyse! I'd buy a copy if I could.

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i must buy it
(Anonymous)
2005-12-25 05:56 pm UTC (link)
hi elyse.I promise i must buy that bk.
u know i live in HK too but sadly i hvnt met u before...>.

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[info]nonsensical_fae
2005-12-25 05:51 pm UTC (link)
cool! i wish i was in hk so i could meet you.

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[info]cycchow
2005-12-25 05:57 pm UTC (link)
hope to see your work soon! Moreover, I saw your poster all over the china! It's great!

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[info]uspinmeround
2005-12-25 06:03 pm UTC (link)
Finally! Everyone and their brother and sister on LJ always says they're gonna do it, but you actually ARE - yay!

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questions questions
[info]kikirica
2005-12-25 06:17 pm UTC (link)
i know that all of your work is pretty much done in HK, but i don't know why? is that where you get more job offers? and how much is that in U.S. money?

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Re: questions questions
(Anonymous)
2005-12-28 03:13 am UTC (link)
that's about 20$US i think

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[info]puredawn
2005-12-25 06:20 pm UTC (link)
That's amazing, Elyse! Congrats!

That's my ultimate dream, actually. To be a published author. Though I have been published three times (for winning poetry competitions) it's nowhere near my dream of having a novel out. So again, all my best and congrats to you!

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[info]come__closer
2005-12-25 06:22 pm UTC (link)
That's so awesome!
Merry Christmas!

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British and American English?
(Anonymous)
2005-12-25 06:23 pm UTC (link)
Some of that proofreading must have rubbed off on you - I see it's now Maths, and not Math?

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Re: British and American English?
[info]elysesewell
2005-12-26 08:22 am UTC (link)
All of the words in that sentence are British; Americans would say proctor, Math, curb, turtleneck, and mollusk. It was a joke.

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And yet... - [info]zetai, 2005-12-26 03:58 pm UTC (Expand)
Re: British and American English? - [info]boggybri, 2005-12-29 08:35 am UTC (Expand)

[info]zerographic
2005-12-25 06:26 pm UTC (link)
Not available in the US? :( *woe* Maybe some nice HKers will Ebay it ;)

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[info]chairmanchico
2005-12-25 06:27 pm UTC (link)
No offense, Elyse, but I might as well just wait until it hits eBay.

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[info]onthebandwagon
2005-12-25 06:34 pm UTC (link)
i'd pay someone in hong kong to send me a copy!

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I'd like a copy
(Anonymous)
2005-12-27 06:55 pm UTC (link)
Seriously - if there's someone on here from HK willing to ship it out, I'll cough up the cash.

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[info]save
2005-12-25 06:49 pm UTC (link)
Girl, is it held together with your spit and blood? Because I am not shelling out 143 units of any currency for a book.

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I would
[info]zetai
2005-12-25 08:13 pm UTC (link)
I'd gladly pay 143 Italian or Turkish lira or Mexican old pesos for such a fascinating tome. I might even pay as much as 150 for an autographed copy.

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Re: I would - [info]elysesewell, 2005-12-26 08:09 am UTC (Expand)
(no subject) - [info]jinra, 2005-12-25 10:37 pm UTC (Expand)
silly girl - (Anonymous), 2005-12-28 03:17 am UTC (Expand)

[info]moroccomole
2005-12-25 06:50 pm UTC (link)
At our big Christmas party last night, people kept picking up the box of Feel Envy and saying, "Ooo, is this the Elyse chocolate?" Merry Happy.

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(Anonymous)
2006-01-05 11:34 pm UTC (link)
I masturbated to pictures of Elyse last night.

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your book- Enterprising HK-ers
(Anonymous)
2005-12-25 06:57 pm UTC (link)
congrats Elyse. In this age of ebay and Amazon, I am sure that your fans all over the world will be able to buy it. Enterprising HK-ers -here's a good business opportunity!

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