Elyse Sewell ([info]elysesewell) wrote,
@ 2009-07-02 06:05:00
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hungarian product bonanza
Új! (pronounced "ooh-ee") = New!




Cold cherry soup. I tried this stuff years ago when my beloved Hungarian ex-roommate Olga whipped some up in Hong Kong. No Hungarian model ever leaves home without a selection of those Knorr packets in her suitcase- you can make everything from bean soup to tzatziki to chocolate custard. Or, you can not make it, leave it behind in the models' apartment cupboard, and let your successors try to decipher the directions on the back.


Snidlinggel. I fucking dare you not to adore that. You can't! (Also, ye Super Mario World etymologists, gomba = mushroom.)












Tea tree and mint-scented dish soap: mmm.






I was totally transfixed by these Burger King adverts. The font and illustrations and glossy ubiquity (BK must be newly arrived in Hungary) all look so American, and the text so close to English, that your eye can almost slide past without noticing that the thing is actually written in extraterrestrial Hungarian. You know that part in "A Sound of Thunder" when they finally make it back from the Jurassic and they decide to go out for Whoppers and milkshakes, and it's not until they're stomping their muddy butterfly boots into BK and looking up at the menu that they realize something is terribly wrong? Chilling!


Clockwise from top left, those side orders are chicken wings, fried shrimp, onion rings (two ways to say onion = hagyma, vöröshagyma), and "burritos" (shudder).





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[info]rhodri
2009-07-02 12:13 pm UTC (link)
Of course, "Sajtburger" is pronounced "Shiteburger", which is funny if you're British, like what I am.

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[info]dazedpuckbunny
2009-07-02 03:25 pm UTC (link)
Bwaha!!

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HOLY SHIITE BATMAN!!! - [info]waynefromlorain, 2009-07-03 03:35 am UTC
Hoping for good. And thank you! - [info]bowloflarries, 2009-08-09 03:40 pm UTC

[info]mackinzie
2009-07-02 12:18 pm UTC (link)
Wait...Did Hungary's Burger King steal McDonald's slogan?

(Though I kinda like 'I lovin it.')

Also, that meggy looks delicious. :-D

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[info]eruv
2009-07-02 12:19 pm UTC (link)
I lovin' it!

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[info]atomeyes
2009-07-02 12:23 pm UTC (link)
isn't it early in the AM in New Mexico?

its strange. i think Knorr is actually pronounced "K-nohr".

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[info]elysesewell
2009-07-02 12:50 pm UTC (link)
Still got a touch of the jetlag. I started dawn patrolling at 5:00 this morning, ugh.

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(no subject) - [info]atomeyes, 2009-07-02 01:18 pm UTC
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[info]firei
2009-07-02 12:24 pm UTC (link)
I asked this yesterday, but I was way down at the bottom of a bajillion comments, so I'll ask near the top today: what kind of camera do you use? (If you don't mind me asking!)

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[info]elysesewell
2009-07-02 12:50 pm UTC (link)
canon ixus

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(no subject) - [info]firei, 2009-07-02 03:44 pm UTC

[info]p_j_cleary
2009-07-02 12:31 pm UTC (link)
i lovin it 2!

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[info]we_like_you
2009-07-03 12:39 am UTC (link)
ME 3!

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[info]ewans_glitter
2009-07-02 12:34 pm UTC (link)
nothin like curlin up in bed at night with some flort and a danielle steel novel.

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[info]corduroyskirt
2009-07-02 12:37 pm UTC (link)
wooo! ray bradbury reference!

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[info]danithesquirrel
2009-07-02 12:48 pm UTC (link)
Those cats look menacing

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[info]dod_yhwh
2009-07-02 12:56 pm UTC (link)
The cat food looks as if it's aimed at rallying the kittie's to take over the damn world! Horrifying! But, I lovin it!

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[info]xnanipoox
2009-07-02 04:12 pm UTC (link)
See, to me it looks like its MADE of kitties...

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(no subject) - [info]mxyt, 2009-07-02 05:28 pm UTC

[info]scornedsaint
2009-07-02 01:03 pm UTC (link)
and "burritos" (shudder).

European Mexican food terrifies me. That said, there is a Mexican place called "Bananas" in the French town where my grandparents live, and I have always been tempted to try it.

Is the cold cherry soup salad dressing good? It sounds like it could be.

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(Anonymous)
2009-07-02 01:15 pm UTC (link)
Some of the best Mexican food I've ever had was, oddly enough, at a place called Los Pilones in Amsterdam! Go figure...

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(no subject) - [info]olamina, 2009-07-02 09:20 pm UTC
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[info]justspaz
2009-07-02 01:34 pm UTC (link)
This post makes me so strangely proud of my Hungarian Heritage.

And fried shrimp would so be my favorite thing to get at Burger King.

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[info]venusmeridian
2009-07-02 03:33 pm UTC (link)
I had fried shrimp at a macdonalds in Italy. It was actually pretty good.

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(no subject) - [info]bowloflarries, 2009-07-02 03:41 pm UTC
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[info]serialkiller
2009-07-02 01:47 pm UTC (link)
I think every country has their version of those Knorr soup packets. I am quite the fan of Mexicos sopa de fideos :)

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[info]fading_shadows
2009-07-02 06:40 pm UTC (link)
dude, I LOVE sopa de fideos, knorr-styles.

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[info]airdrums4life
2009-07-02 02:01 pm UTC (link)
i love cherry juice! i wish we had it in the u.s. :/

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[info]starofpersia
2009-07-02 03:19 pm UTC (link)
you clearly don't live in Chicago, land of the Eastern European grocery store

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[info]zappafloozie
2009-07-02 02:03 pm UTC (link)
I remember that cherry nectar/juice from when I lived in Southern Italy. I was totally obsessed with that stuff. It was heavenly, liquid orgasm.

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[info]wyliekat
2009-07-02 02:10 pm UTC (link)
I also lovin it. I'm going to launch into phonetic Hungarian and say that I've have a lifelong adoration for noggedly and chicken paprikash - my mother had some very good Hungarian friends growing up, and she learned how to make the noggedly from them - gawd's own food, that.

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[info]efish22
2009-07-03 06:51 am UTC (link)
that would be nokkedli, not noggedli.

(i magyar lovin it)

and fuck (h. bazdmeg), i really want some sour cherry soup.

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(no subject) - [info]kriegspiel, 2009-08-02 01:02 am UTC

[info]geekmom
2009-07-02 02:27 pm UTC (link)
I'm going to ride off on my Hard Division motorcycle for some nice flört.

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[info]waynefromlorain
2009-07-03 03:38 am UTC (link)
I just realized that it is a mathematical motorcycle.

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[info]tarpo
2009-07-02 02:38 pm UTC (link)
I don't think the words "Hot Corn" should be allowed to be said, or written without following it up with "Motherfucker" Becuase really "Hot Corn, Motherfucker" would have people lined up to buy the stuff.. and perhaps a coke as well.. Go ahead.. say it outloud and tell me I am wrong.

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mexican food in Budapest
(Anonymous)
2009-07-02 02:51 pm UTC (link)
did you go to a Mexican Restaurant in Budapest ?
I had a south american friend go there , and she said it was pretty good,
run by real mexicans,she said there is like 5 mexican places for food there

btw your on bravo right now, they are doing an antm marathon right now,
sooo weird , it was like 5 yrs ago

happy ur in new mexico right now,
your like 1 out of 20 people ,from this state
who became famous
i was in new york , and i said i was from albuquerque
and they said oh, thats where that girl from
americas next top model is from

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[info]ilanatree
2009-07-02 02:53 pm UTC (link)
Ahh, Hungarian. I recently wrote a research paper on Hungarian synagogue architecture, and because this subject is not one written about extensively in English (shocker!!) I spent a lot of time on Hungarian websites, trying desperately to decipher that insane language. So many different accents... I did learn a lot of keyboard shortcuts for them, though ; )

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[info]bonjour_merci
2009-07-02 03:15 pm UTC (link)
agree with the cherry juice lovin'. Had some in Poland, nicest thing ever. Never quite tasted the same though when they started selling in my home country. (U.K)

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[info]tenwii
2009-07-02 03:15 pm UTC (link)
Hungarian mushroom soup is to die for. I always get a small recipe book from whatever country I visit, and it's the Hungarian one I use the most. Mmmmmmmmgoulash.

BTW, and I'm sure you've considered this/heard it --- but have you considered being a fashion photog (I'd trust you to come up with cool nontraditional poses for the ladies), whilst using your incredible eye for visual irony as backgrounds? Seriously, it's needed, and you'd be brilliant at it.

Otherwise I'm waiting for the book of your blog and photographs. It's one of the loveliest "travel books" I've ever read both visually and in text. You really capture the beauty of the "mundane".

Best
J

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[info]starofpersia
2009-07-02 03:16 pm UTC (link)
those cats on the catfood can look sinister and eerie.

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[info]erisabetsu
2009-07-02 03:17 pm UTC (link)
are u planing to go to Greece?

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[info]khemlab
2009-07-02 03:18 pm UTC (link)
Can you really get hot corn out of the Coke dispenser? That is pretty awesome.

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[info]waynefromlorain
2009-07-02 09:31 pm UTC (link)
You get coke and corn. Its a package deal.

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